Wiggets’s Thanksgiving Recap

      I hate family holidays, i’m forced to act like someone im not in front of family.  I have to put on a front so it looks like my rents did a good job.  atleast thats how i feel about them.  i have to act so happy that im seeing my uncle, aunts, cousins, and grandma. but for the most part i couldnt give a shit.  My fathers brothers are both funny as shit, they really have some funny stories and i really enjoy being in their company. one of them used to take me to football and basketball games when i was a youth so i have a good relationship with him.  and i like him prolly my favorite relative.  but in order to survive the holiday i drank a relative amount for h-wigget.
         i got up at noon standard h-wigget time and i immediately drank 3 buds so i had a buzz on for like 2 hours.  which was nice i spent the majority of the tme sitting in a chair watching crappy football games just enjoying my buzz.  when my buzz was wearing off i drank 2 more budweisers and got it back up.  i wasnt drunk but i was most definately buzzed my movement was slow and i ran into my moms like twice and i could feel the effects in my brizain.  the only thing i hated about drinking was that i got weird looks from relatives when they realized i was drinking. very embarassing especially to someone that likes to avoid confrontantions.  which caused me to almost chug the next two budsweisters. 
     they finally left around 9 when i decided hey lets try out heineken so i drank 3 of those while i ate some chocolate pie and watch tropic thuinder with the family.  as my rents talked aout how the holiday went.  fuck this now i gotta get up early and take family photos at 11 i hate that shit.  lets hope i can get my hands on some pot tomorrow get and get stoned

Syracuse guard Eric Devendorf under investigation, future plans

    On the eve of last night’s syracuse men’s basketball game, it was revealed that yet another syracuse basketball player was under investigation.  This time it was a white boy, Eric Devendorf coming back from a torn acl last year.  He is suspected of being with a group of men kicking a car “honda electra” in the street at 3 am when a woman passenger walked out of her car and thats when devendorf yelled those infamous sexist words “Get the fuck back in the car bitch” (something like that) when devo did what gangstas do.  he kept it real.  he smacked that bitch up.  Too sum up the story the bitch ran back to her car, drove to her house, and called the pigs.  Let’s just say the po-pos didnt buy that shit, big surprise and 2 weeks later this story shows up in the news.  Devendorf was not arrested, charged, or even questioned (idk about this but havent got anything that says otherwise).  Now 2 weeks after the police were called he is going to be summoned by the SU judicial board for a penelty.  Remeber this is the same judiciary board that suspended then SU freshman Billy Edelin for a year for rape when he was not found guilty under the court of law, and last year suspended Scoop Jardine for weeks for not snitching his cousin in a stolen SU food card scandal.  I think its obvious Devo will be suspended atleast for a week.  Now the holes in this whore’s story.
    She could identify devo but no one else kicking her car.  Why were men kicking a girl’s car at 3 am?  Why was Devendorf, who had a knee brace on from a torn acl kicking a car? (must be physical therapy)  Honda Electra is a motorbike.  She was not hurt when the police initially questioned her.  The police did not convict devo so fuck this whore.  She’s worse than the bitch who claimed kobe raped her.  

   Okay on a  totally different topic im thinking about future plans.  My youtube venture may wait, i have an awful voice and i will just get insulted so i decided to wait until i know my shit. Until then i plan on reading 3-4 major religious books over winter break.  I would read for 45 minutes straight in the  bible (KJ versio), Qu’ran, bhagavad gita, and the book of mormon.  Then for 15 minutes left i would write thoughts and summaries of what i read.  This i think will eventually bring me to the level of my understanding of people’s religions.  I doubt will get through the bible over the winter so i plan on continuing this practice indefinately.  I’ll start reading the qu’ran over thanksgiving because it is currently waiting at my house in ct, i ordered it off amazon for like 15 bucks, got the arabic and english translation its fucking sweet.  dont worry i’ll still be playing poker for 2-3 hours everyday trying to keep up with my daily weed usage.  Which will be alot especially while reading the book of mormon, it will just highten the wackness of that nutjob joseph smith. okay im out 1 love

How to get Drunk and Not be an Idiot: By Yourself

New series, im a do one every week until i dont feel like doing this anymore. 

How to get Drunk and Not be an Idiot: By Yourself
            I know what your thinking, since your drinking by yourself your already comitting a cardinal sin when it comes to getting crunk.  Well, your actually aren’t because this is actually the best way to avoid being an idiot when you become intoxicated.  First off, you are most likely at home, if not then you are at a scary bar downtown where that creepy foreign bartender eyes you down til u leave the pub so he and his mates (fresh off the boat) can mugg you and take your money to use on crack. 
     So in this situation you are by yourself at home.  You’ve had 2 beers and 6 shots of tequila and feeling very good.  Now usually when human beings are intoxicated they make fools out of themselves without knowing.  This is highly usual in young adults.  Right now u need to but your car keys away in a high a top place where you cannot reach with out the use of a chair.  Steer away from any hard drugs; cocaine, crack, meth, heroine, etc.  I condone using those when not drunk because mixing those and alcohol cant really hurt but to get the full affect of magic mushrooms you really should be not drinking alchoholic beverages.  yes, an O’Douls is fine. 
     So you have accomplished two of my steps already in not becoming an idiot; not driving (thus avoiding the possibility of public humiliation of those risky unpassable dui tests) and not using heroine.  Next is going to be hard turn off your celly, if u keep it on you will start calling ppl you havent called in months about the carolina hurricanes and whether they made the playoffs.  Also avoid watching television or you will start mumbling outloud and your mother might come down adn yell at you.  But not yell at you like an angry parent would but like “Oh, William” (slightly giggling and smiling all the time with a face full of love).  If this happens you will immediately turn to the hard drugs cause it will piss you off badly.  Not right at this moment would u want to come face to face with a loving parent.  It is extremely dangerous and has led to numerous heroin overdoses , for an example watch the movie trainspotting.   Renton is getting drunk with loving parents and then leaves to go o.d. 
      So the key to not being an idiot while drinking alone:
Step 1: Put car keys in high up place
Step 2: Hide hard drugs, where any intoxicated human would avoid going to (good example is oven)
Step 3: Turn off Phones to avoid drunk dialing 911
Step 4: Turn off TV to avoid mother
        And there u are, the keys to getting drunk and not being an idiot.  I hope you enjoyed.  H-Wigget was here and now im out 1 love

updates

         hello everyone.  this is just gonna be a quick update on me.  I have a few changes for this blog such as abolishing it and beginning my youtube adventures.  I’ve decided officially that i will not be showing my face but speaking into my microphone built into my cpu and use powerpoint to establish my points.  I know I know the great thing about h-wigget is how he looks, butin order to avoid being mobbed by hormone bursting teenaged girls menstruating over the thought of having my children i’ve decided against showing myself for now.  In the meantime i will use my unusual voice for a 20 year old young man as a platform to establish my unique thoughts and opinions to internet stardom.  My voice which i predict will be ridiculed by equally depressing 16 year old virgins or 45 year old losers by being called closet homosexual or really a woman and not a man.  Well, just to say this in advance fuck u i’ve been getting those comments my whole life and if i have not learned to let those insults roll off then u may have fueled me to go on shooting exhibition at a random high school (clearly joking, im no asian anime-loving wackjob, i also having loving parents).  My first video should be within the month of november so i’ll keep u posted.
   On the poker front im pretty close to moving up in limits despite not playing a lot last week.  Im gonna play some more this week for monday-wednesday prolly during the afternoon so if anyone wants to rail me the names overhaul1399.  and thursday on i hope to be back on my nightowl schedule during the early morning.  I also hope to start to work out again on monday i really want to get in shape start lifting. I’ve discovered that i can barely do a squat.  just like bending my knees and shit in the bathroom.  I was shadowboxing before taking a shower and discovered i couldnt do a simple up and down technique cause my legs were too weak.  I need to get back in shape so im hoping i can start running 5 days a week lifting 5 days a week.  Running will be 10 minutes and for 15 seconds of every minute will be a sprint.  Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays will be anything upper body and tuesdays thursdays and saturdays will be everything lower body including the pelvic region.  i will not be running on lower body days. 
     the election is tuesday and i cant wait, im actually nervous to see if my non-vote in ct will actually mean something because if it does and mccain carries ct and wins the election i’ve told my sister that i will move to canada after i either gradute or get bored with college.   note- mccain is like 17 points behind obama is ct
im out 1 love suckas