MMA Rankings for August

UFC Rankings
Lightweight                                               Welterweight
Champ- BJ Penn                                        Champ- Georges St-Pierre
1. Sean Sherk                                            1.  Jon Fitch
2. Kenny Florian                                        2. Thiago Alves
3. Joe Stevenson                                       3. Josh Koscheck
4. Gray Maynard                                       4. Diego Sanchez
5. Frankie Edgar                                        5. Matt Hughes
Hon Men: Huerta, Griffin, Diaz                  Hon Men: Parysian, Serra, Swick

Middleweight                                            Light-Heavyweight
Champ- Anderson Silva                            Champ- Forrest Griffin
1. Rich Franklin                                         1. Lyoto Machida
2. Dan Henderson                                     2. Quinton Jackson
3. Yushin Okami                                       3. Chuck Liddell
4. Martin Kampmann                                4. Wanderlei Silva
5. Patrick Cote                                         5. Mauricio Rua
Hon Men: Bisping, Almeida, Leites           Hon Men: Jardine, Evans, T.Silva

Heavyweight
Champ- Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira
1. Fabricio Werdum
2. Gabriel Gonzaga
3. Frank Mir
4. Cain Velasquez
5. Brock Lesnar
Hon Men: Herring, Kongo

MMA All-org Rankings
Lightweight                                  Welterweight                            Middleweight
1. BJ Penn                                     1. Georges St-Pierre                1. Anderson Silva
2. Sean Sherk                               2. Jon Fitch                              2. Rich Franklin
3. Takanori Gomi                         3. Jake Sheilds                        3. Dan Henderson
4. Eddie Alvarez                          4. Thiago Alves                        4. Yushin Okami
5. Joachim Hansen                       5. Josh Koscheck                    5. Robbie Lawler
6. Shinya Aoki                             6. Diego Sanchez                     6. Paulo Filho
7. Gesias Calvancante                  7. Matt Hughes                      7. Frank Trigg
8. Josh Thomson                         8. Karo Parisyan                      8. Kazuo Misaki
9. Tatsuya Kawajiri                    9. Carlos Condit                     9. Martin Kampmann
10. Vitor Ribierio                        10. Matt Serra                         10. Yoshihiro Akiyama

Light-Heavyweight                     Heavyweight                           
1. Forrest Griffin                        1. Fedor Emelianenko                
2. Lyoto Machida                       2. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira      
3. Quinton Jackson                    3. Josh Barnett                            
4. Chuck Liddell                        4. Randy Couture
5. Wanderlei Silva                     5. Tim Sylvia
6. Mauricio Rua                         6. Andrei Arlovski
7. Antonio Rogerio Noguiera    7. Fabricio Werdum
8. Rashad Evans                       8. Gabriel Gonzaga
9. Keith Jardine                        9. Mirko Filipovic
10. Thiago Silva                      10. Alistar Overeem

Huge UFC News!!!!

    Almost a year ago, UFC Heavyweight champion Randy Couture left the UFC while still under contract after the UFC failed to sign Fedor Emelianenko.  Now, many lawsuits and press conferences later, it seems that the UFC-Couture feud may be ending sooner rather than later.  Word is in that the UFC and Couture are negotiating a 3-fight contract extension with the most recent fight proposed is at UFC 91 vs Brock Lesnar.  Then after Fedor-Couture and then Noguira-Couture (if all falls into place).  This is according to mmamania.com. 
    Okay now my take on all this bullshit.  Couture coming back to the ufc just screams out that he lost this battle.  He had no reason to leave, and in my opinion from the very beginning looked as if he was ducking Antonio Rodrigo Noguiera.  Thats not what he or the ufc said.  UFC president Dana White claimed Couture was retiring at first and Couture mentioned that he left to search out a fight with top ranked russian heavyweight Fedor Emelianenko.  In the months that passed, Couture mentioned UFC’s poor compensation for their fighters and the year long circus ensued.  It was a he-said she-said battle that just made Randy Couture, once the most popular MMA fighter into one of the most hated amongst hardcore mma fans. 
   Since Couture announced his “resignation” in Late fall of 07, he missed out on fights and money.  He’s now 45 years old and his time in the fight game is just running out.  Not to mention he missed out on some 300k for fighitng Noguiera.  Who since “Captain America’s” resignation became the UFC’s interim or regular heavyweight champ.  Now it seems Couture will be taking on Lesnar in December. lol this is prolly the worst matchup possible for Couture right now.  Lesnar is a BIG YOUNG Strong wrestler.  Couture is an OLD SLOW SMALL wrestler.  Lesnar is will over power couture and prolly embarass him.  Couture will not be able to take him down, bang him around the cage, and out-strike him.  Lesnar has the edge in almost every aspect.  I even see a broken beaten down old champion in Couture get ktfo before i see lesnar losing.  Unless Couture weighs in 250 for this fight he will get man handled just like heath herring if not worse.  im out 1 love

Stoned as fuck

  So yesterday afternoon i was finally able to smoke weed again.  After a week’s hiatus from the ganj it stepped back into my life with a vengence.  And it tore me up.  Me and my roommate smoked 1 bowl and then smoked a bowl out of a bong which tore me up.  i only took 2 hits cause it fucked me up royally.  Lets just say that i could barely walk after i took those hits.  15 minutes later i took the hits and went to my room, tried to relax but i couldnt focus on anything it was amazing.  I tried watching a movie and casamayor-katsidis but i couldnt focus.  Everything seemed so badly put together i didnt understand it.  I kept dosing off. 
        So 12 hours later i awake and im back to normal it was a very fun time for me and i hope to get stoned more often.  Later this weekedn i plan on writing rants about sarah palin, obama, rampage’s choice to train at wolfslair, and even about tonights exciting match up between John Ruiz and Nicolai Valuev. im out  1 love

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Nightly MTTs and starving myself

      I just got done with my mtts for the night.  I played 4 tonight 2 others earlier but my connection was gay.  I cashed in a $5 ko got like 23rd lost when my 99 ran into 88, standard.  I also cashed in one of the daily doubles got like 100th after spewing off my chips with like A9.  I got some hands from mtt adventures tonight that i feel i should get some feed back. 
      For 30 hours i starved myself.  yes thats right from sunday at noon to today at 6 i didnt eat.  I felt numb to the pain of starvation at around hour 24.  Just to let u guys know i plan on losing some weight whether the right way or not im going on an h-wigget diet.

here are some hands

Full Tilt Poker Game #7800946182: $10 + $1 Tournament (59210933), Table 15 – 60/120 – No Limit Hold’em – 20:59:07 ET – 2008/08/25

Seat 1: ptcd (1,074)

Seat 2: Cyrus331 (4,524)

Seat 3: melter (10,890)

Seat 4: Duncster (2,060)

Seat 5: Shum2977 (5,370)

Seat 6: MOTTOMAN43 (10,331)

Seat 7: Hefpokl (2,464)

Seat 8: suddendeath35 (1,455)

Seat 9: Overhaul1399 (2,830)

suddendeath35 posts the small blind of 60

Overhaul1399 posts the big blind of 120

The button is in seat #7

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to Overhaul1399 [Kd Td]

ptcd folds

Cyrus331 folds

melter folds

Duncster folds

Shum2977 folds

MOTTOMAN43 folds

Hefpokl calls 120

suddendeath35 folds

Overhaul1399 checks

*** FLOP *** [Jd 9d Qh]

Overhaul1399 checks

Hefpokl bets 300

Overhaul1399 calls 300

*** TURN *** [Jd 9d Qh] [Qd]

Overhaul1399 checks

Hefpokl bets 600

Overhaul1399 calls 600

*** RIVER *** [Jd 9d Qh Qd] [7h]

Overhaul1399 has 15 seconds left to act

Overhaul1399 bets 1,810, and is all in

Hefpokl folds

Uncalled bet of 1,810 returned to Overhaul1399

Overhaul1399 mucks

Overhaul1399 wins the pot (2,100)

ptcd stands up

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 2,100 | Rake 0

Board: [Jd 9d Qh Qd 7h]

Seat 1: ptcd didn’t bet (folded)

Seat 2: Cyrus331 didn’t bet (folded)

Seat 3: melter didn’t bet (folded)

Seat 4: Duncster didn’t bet (folded)

Seat 5: Shum2977 didn’t bet (folded)

Seat 6: MOTTOMAN43 didn’t bet (folded)

Seat 7: Hefpokl (button) folded on the River

Seat 8: suddendeath35 (small blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 9: Overhaul1399 (big blind) collected (2,100), mucked

 

Full Tilt Poker Game #7801534935: $5 + $0.50 Knockout (59212847), Table 2 – 80/160 – No Limit Hold’em – 21:41:29 ET – 2008/08/25

Seat 1: Paiakan (3,860)

Seat 2: BUCKEYEFAN325 (7,355)

Seat 3: cnotesully (2,925)

Seat 4: GOOSE143 (3,614)

Seat 5: flintz2000 (12,460)

Seat 6: kramarian (1,390)

Seat 7: Kishkashta (2,690)

Seat 8: Overhaul1399 (29,748)

Seat 9: moubecs (6,920)

flintz2000 posts the small blind of 80

kramarian posts the big blind of 160

The button is in seat #4

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to Overhaul1399 [Kc Ah]

Kishkashta folds

Overhaul1399 has 15 seconds left to act

Overhaul1399 raises to 480

moubecs folds

Paiakan folds

BUCKEYEFAN325 folds

cnotesully calls 480

GOOSE143 calls 480

flintz2000 folds

kramarian calls 320

*** FLOP *** [Qh 6h Jh]

kramarian bets 910, and is all in

Overhaul1399 has 15 seconds left to act

Overhaul1399 raises to 2,700

cnotesully folds

GOOSE143 folds

Overhaul1399 shows [Kc Ah]

kramarian shows [Kh 8h]

Uncalled bet of 1,790 returned to Overhaul1399

*** TURN *** [Qh 6h Jh] [As]

*** RIVER *** [Qh 6h Jh As] [Ks]

Overhaul1399 shows two pair, Aces and Kings

kramarian shows a flush, King high

kramarian wins the pot (3,820) with a flush, King high

Kishkashta stands up

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 3,820 | Rake 0

Board: [Qh 6h Jh As Ks]

Seat 1: Paiakan didn’t bet (folded)

Seat 2: BUCKEYEFAN325 didn’t bet (folded)

Seat 3: cnotesully folded on the Flop

Seat 4: GOOSE143 (button) folded on the Flop

Seat 5: flintz2000 (small blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 6: kramarian (big blind) showed [Kh 8h] and won (3,820) with a flush, King high

Seat 7: Kishkashta didn’t bet (folded)

Seat 8: Overhaul1399 showed [Kc Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings

Seat 9: moubecs didn’t bet (folded)

 

Full Tilt Poker Game #7801833053: Daily Double – A (58607881), Table 122 – 40/80 – No Limit Hold’em – 22:02:38 ET – 2008/08/25

Seat 1: dice3721 (2,430)

Seat 2: bbaarr (3,578)

Seat 3: kane843 (1,829)

Seat 4: kissiz4u (2,706)

Seat 5: jjordan06 (2,517)

Seat 6: snopDOdblG (3,178)

Seat 7: KT8890 (935)

Seat 8: JungleSkip (1,555)

Seat 9: Overhaul1399 (6,854)

JungleSkip posts the small blind of 40

Overhaul1399 posts the big blind of 80

The button is in seat #7

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to Overhaul1399 [5h Js]

dice3721 calls 80

bbaarr folds

kane843 calls 80

kissiz4u folds

jjordan06 folds

snopDOdblG folds

KT8890 calls 80

JungleSkip folds

Overhaul1399 checks

*** FLOP *** [3d Jc 7c]

Overhaul1399 bets 240

dice3721 folds

kane843 raises to 560

KT8890 folds

Overhaul1399 calls 320

*** TURN *** [3d Jc 7c] [8h]

Overhaul1399 checks

kane843 bets 1,189, and is all in

Overhaul1399 calls 1,189

kane843 shows [Th Jd]

Overhaul1399 shows [5h Js]

*** RIVER *** [3d Jc 7c 8h] [2d]

kane843 shows a pair of Jacks

Overhaul1399 shows a pair of Jacks

kane843 wins the pot (3,858) with a pair of Jacks

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 3,858 | Rake 0

Board: [3d Jc 7c 8h 2d]

Seat 1: dice3721 folded on the Flop

Seat 2: bbaarr didn’t bet (folded)

Seat 3: kane843 showed [Th Jd] and won (3,858) with a pair of Jacks

Seat 4: kissiz4u didn’t bet (folded)

Seat 5: jjordan06 didn’t bet (folded)

Seat 6: snopDOdblG didn’t bet (folded)

Seat 7: KT8890 (button) folded on the Flop

Seat 8: JungleSkip (small blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 9: Overhaul1399 (big blind) showed [5h Js] and lost with a pair of Jacks

 

Thoughts on Poker

   I just got done playing a cash session on full tilt.  I played for about 3 hours until my internet connection gave out.  Its kind of gay.  I listened to the new pokerroad radio podcast with their guest lilholdem.  And let me say that may just be the best pokerroad episode yet.  I mean sebok wasnt there to suck chad’s cock or play tonsil hockey with him.  sebok is dead air on the radio.  Awful, i dont respect him as a poker player and the only reason he is a known poker player or even has pokerroad is because of barry greenstein.  I’ve grown to love court harrington and wish he would take sebok’s place. 
    For the past few days i have been thinking about starting to play tourneys seriously.  LIke 3 days a week play a good 5-10 tourneys.  Im prolly gonna start watching a lot of content from cardrunner and pokervt just to get my skill up in mtts.  I’m thinking about putting a schedule together that Mon-Fri i play cash from 5am-8am and then play mtts at night from 6-12.  Its just a thought and i think im gonna start studying mtts before i give that schedule a start.  The schedule would also have be play anywhere between 2-8 hrs of cash on saturday or sunday depending on my schedule.  These are just preliminary thoughts and nothing is set in stone yet.  If u have any suggestions as always please feel free to comment. 
            a couple non-poker topics: my right hand no longer hurts and sense the pain i have began to masterbate with my left hand w/ lube.  New MMA rankings will be put up within the next 7 days.  I havent been able to sleep well the past few days and i havent ate in 24 hours.  im out 1 love

My right hand fucking hurts

     Okay the title says it all.  My right hand fucking hurts.  Thinking of why it does leads me to many hypothesis’.  Currently typing this on one hand i will slowly tell u my hypothesis’.
1. Carpel Tunnel Syndrome- however unlikely it may sound because on webmd i found that carpel tunnel syndrome affect the thumb area my pain affects the knuckles and hurts like fuck when i try to make a fist.
2. Heart Attack- i have heard that before people have heart attacks their hands hurt, or was it their wrists whatever.  if i die soon because of a heart attack its been fun and 1 love
3. Arthritis- i’ve cracked my knuckles since i was 7 so i deserve it
4. Diabetes- even though my test scores last winter were negative for diabetes i eat like shit and have diabetes in my gene pool.  im also 40-60 pounds overweight so i could have it.  im a fat fuck and fat people have diabetes (common knowledge, im sure oprah (also prolly has sickle cell anemia) and other fat famous people have diabetes)
5.  Random pain- the past two days i havent had any lube to jerk off with.  So im forced to jerk off without lube with my right hand. i use a pair of boxers and grip my penis hard and stroke with vengeance.  Just a theory.
           Im leaning towards arthritis or random pain.  but im not ruling out the possible heart attack.  In other news i played online today for 2 hours made 3 bi yay for me.  people here watched me play and were amazed at me playing 12 tables.  it was rather annoying.i also watched the usa basketball team win gold today.  yay for carmelo and jim beoheim.  My new question to you is who should be the next usa basketball coach.  I presume coach k will quit and who will take over?  My suggestion is the great Jim Beoheim served as K’s right hand man and has shown in the gold medal match (only game i watched) giving sound advise to world class players such as Kobe Bryant, Dwight Howard, and Tayshaun Prince.  He has also coached some of the games greats such as Derrick Coleman, Sherman Douglas, Paul Harris, Donte Greene, Gerry McNamara, Jonny Flynn, Carmelo Anthony, Ronny Seikley, Billy Owens, John Wallace, Lawrence Moten, Stevie Thompson, and Craig Forth.  And in recent years shown to be able to coach through adversity such as with troubled youngsters such as Billy Edelin, DeShaun Williams, and Louie McCrosky.  okay 1 love

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I made it to akron

  Almost 17 hours ago i made it to akron.  Left at 11 pm on thursday got there friday at 7:30 and now im typingd this ag 2 am on saturday. Word up.  i plan on playing a lot of online poker this summer just judging by the quality of internet here my best bet to play is from 1 am- 4pm which will prolly make me a nightowl once again!!!!!!! Anyways on each weekend i would like to get atleast 10 hours of solid playing in. 12-tablijng the whole bit.  on weekdays i would like just 2 a day so 10 for the weekdays as well.  Even though this past summer was great and probably my most fulfilling yet in my young 20 year old life i got away from what i wanted.  Whether it be because of problems with my account, internet issues, my desire i need to play.  And i realy hope i can do something this semester.  I need to get better grades and i need to start making serious bank.  okays im out 1 love

Edit- On a complete sidenote, uc berkley now offers free podcasts for their classes.  http://webcast.berkeley.edu/ its brilliant.

About to leave

   Right now im laying on my bed in connecticut.  I’ll be heading back to akron in just a few hours.  The car is just about packed with just about everything but my computer stored inside.  I just got high about an hour ago just chilled outside next to my car while my parents were eating dinner.  So im going through the packing stage stoned as hell.  My mother and father are fucking with my shit trying to do everything all nice in neat.  Im like wtf just let me do it.  Anyways now there in my shit about doing something with my life.  My mom is bugging out cause im about to leave at night and she thinks a fucking moose gonna go on the highway at the percise time and place that mooae is crossing the highwaY.   Yea right the chances of that are slightly higher than getting struck by lightning and being obsessed with making cool handshakes all the time.  Okay i gots to store this with my pot in the trunk or it will be stolen by the negroes and ingins and all those fuckign racoonsn at the rest areas where most in the closet gays hang out and suck each other off and get poison oak in the trees rolling around fucking each others ass.  Fuck you im out 1 love

Some shit

     Yo whats happening, my cousin came up monday from north carolina to clear his head i guess.  All his family down south is under turmoil about his gf or somehting.  I dont get it, so ethan (my cousin) and i just smoke.  WE’ve smoked like 5 bowls and 2blunts since he’s been up.  Yea its been pretty good, i went with my boy vinny monday night and picked up an eigth.  And we just been baking out since then.  
     Just like two hours ago i was surfing the net for porn and i got a virus.  The background went to some control screen adn i had to get some dude over the internet 80 dollars to fix it.  I mean he cleaned that shit out good and im glad to of done it.  It kind of feels like a dentist cleaning.  Yea, im high just smoked a blunt with dj.  
    Okay i guess thats all im doing right now.  I played poker last night for two hours had a solid session and look forward to my next ones.  okay im out 1 love im a bout to be in akron next post.  peace~~`~~~~

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Contimplating playing

   That title explains exactly what im doing.  I’ve been up 18 hours (not alot i know) atleast too lazy to count, but usually i should be able to sleep.  Lately smoking marijuana or being intoxicated has kept me up.  Today i smoked two blunts at about midnight and 1am and i should be able to fucking sleep.  I had a shot at 6am but chose not too.  Now im tired and want to sleep but can’t.  I just took two benedryll and my nose is still clogged up.  I just tried to blow shit out of my left nostril but to no avail.  For the past hour i’ve been thinking aboiut playing. I’ve literally laid down in my bed looking at my desk with the other monitor just begging my self to get up and play.  But i just dont want to for some fucking reason.  I think i’ve realized why i dont play anymore, and its because i dont like the way it makes me feel.  I mean its the only reason that i can think other than lazyness, and i’d prefer not to be that lazy.  But when i am playing i have mood swings pertaining to how well i do and when i lose i hate everyone and everything.  Its my competitivness and i’ve worked hard at not showing it when i lose.  And lately i’ve just been fuck u if u beat me.  Another reason why i dont play could be weed, i dont know.  I’ve been quite apathetic in my worldview the past month, i really dont care about almost anything.  Im not blaming my worldview on cannibis because i thought to myself i was going to eventually end up here sooner or later.  i really want to play but cant or wont.  I figure im afraid to lose, but if im afraid to lose i’ll never win.  Its such a grind playing for hours doing the same thing over and over.  Atleast playing tourneys you have a goal, cash u just play and make the same moves over and over and maybe just maybe 1 hand an hour you’ll need to really think.  I dunno if i dont step my life up im gonna be a heroin addict real quick.  alright fuck the benedryll hasnt set in yet im still fucking clogged in both nostrils.  okay im out 1 love sorry for the rant thats just what i’ve been thinking about my poker status.

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