Jefferson Airplane

    I’m sitting here in Philadelphia International Airport, terminal B dock 5.  Just right as i type this, some small cute brunette is standing right in front of me about 15-20 feet away from me.  I really wanna do some of h-wigget’s business inside of her sweet hot juicy cunt.  SOme head indian guy for the airline prolly the terminal cheif came down 20 minutes ago and just finished giving a speech telling us its the weather, low ceiling or some shit and no compensation.  Not that i thought we were getting compensation but some single mother and a fat 23 year old hot head whore were bitching out this young 20 year old black girl about how their flights have been delayed all day.  All they suceeded was making a complete fool out of themselves and nearly get taking out by security.  Fuck that bitch just walked away i lost ohh there she is.  Once im done writing im a try to make my move, the deliriousness of no sleep and no caffeine has givin me a new sense of confidence.  Well, i might as well tell you how i got to this point today.
     I woke up to my mother yelling at me at 10:50 to get up and spend time with her because i was leaving around 12.  little did she know that i was up til 6 smoking pot.  i got up at lik 11:15 my parents had the weather channel on looking at the flight delays and what do you know there were no delays and the weather looked good.  That is until i got Bradley Airport in Hartford where i was hit with a delay for my 1:25 flight to philly, we didnt leave til 3 or so.  I got here in time just to make my 5pm connection to the AK.  Except the Akron flight was cancelled.  I ended up with help from my father to get put on the 7:30 flight to Ak, except that was cancelled too.  I got a philly cheese steak wanted it with just cheese but this 16 year old mandinka whore giggled and said it does have cheese like im some fucking idiot.  Learn the fucking language before you work at a job that entales you to know how to converse with americans.  remember that fat 23 year old whore, shes talking shit about the airline with like future her when she’s 45.
     Anyways once i got my dad on the phone and told him it was cancelled both of us were determined to figure out what i can do.  So i waited for a good hour in a line waiting for help looking for another flight to AK.  My dad called me when i was like 3/4s done with the line and told me i had a few options.  Except it was my mom relaying the message for some stupid reason.  God bless her she was just trying to help but fuck it was mad a nnoying cause she had no idea what she was doing.  So by the time i got in front my dad told me i got a flight to cleveland at 9:05 pm and then i would get A rental car and drive to akron to make it in time so i could sleep. 
        When i finally got to the help this charlie murphy with jerry curls nigga gave me props for knowing my shit cause i handed him my boarding pass to my 7:30ish ak flight and told him i got a flight to cleveland at 9:05.  he liked that and wanted to givre me daps but it woulda looked like favorites and im not in his gang.  So i rushed to the terminal only to find out it was delayed to 10:20, then 11:50 and just no 1:30 at the absolute earliest. 
    Its been a great day, i at 6 mrs fields chocolate chip cookies, ate a philadelphia cheese stak, and havent had a coke.  Fuck that girl left her spot, oh there she is just walked by damn shes fine. fuck. okay im out hope u enjoyed.

Wiggets’s Thanksgiving Recap

      I hate family holidays, i’m forced to act like someone im not in front of family.  I have to put on a front so it looks like my rents did a good job.  atleast thats how i feel about them.  i have to act so happy that im seeing my uncle, aunts, cousins, and grandma. but for the most part i couldnt give a shit.  My fathers brothers are both funny as shit, they really have some funny stories and i really enjoy being in their company. one of them used to take me to football and basketball games when i was a youth so i have a good relationship with him.  and i like him prolly my favorite relative.  but in order to survive the holiday i drank a relative amount for h-wigget.
         i got up at noon standard h-wigget time and i immediately drank 3 buds so i had a buzz on for like 2 hours.  which was nice i spent the majority of the tme sitting in a chair watching crappy football games just enjoying my buzz.  when my buzz was wearing off i drank 2 more budweisers and got it back up.  i wasnt drunk but i was most definately buzzed my movement was slow and i ran into my moms like twice and i could feel the effects in my brizain.  the only thing i hated about drinking was that i got weird looks from relatives when they realized i was drinking. very embarassing especially to someone that likes to avoid confrontantions.  which caused me to almost chug the next two budsweisters. 
     they finally left around 9 when i decided hey lets try out heineken so i drank 3 of those while i ate some chocolate pie and watch tropic thuinder with the family.  as my rents talked aout how the holiday went.  fuck this now i gotta get up early and take family photos at 11 i hate that shit.  lets hope i can get my hands on some pot tomorrow get and get stoned

Syracuse guard Eric Devendorf under investigation, future plans

    On the eve of last night’s syracuse men’s basketball game, it was revealed that yet another syracuse basketball player was under investigation.  This time it was a white boy, Eric Devendorf coming back from a torn acl last year.  He is suspected of being with a group of men kicking a car “honda electra” in the street at 3 am when a woman passenger walked out of her car and thats when devendorf yelled those infamous sexist words “Get the fuck back in the car bitch” (something like that) when devo did what gangstas do.  he kept it real.  he smacked that bitch up.  Too sum up the story the bitch ran back to her car, drove to her house, and called the pigs.  Let’s just say the po-pos didnt buy that shit, big surprise and 2 weeks later this story shows up in the news.  Devendorf was not arrested, charged, or even questioned (idk about this but havent got anything that says otherwise).  Now 2 weeks after the police were called he is going to be summoned by the SU judicial board for a penelty.  Remeber this is the same judiciary board that suspended then SU freshman Billy Edelin for a year for rape when he was not found guilty under the court of law, and last year suspended Scoop Jardine for weeks for not snitching his cousin in a stolen SU food card scandal.  I think its obvious Devo will be suspended atleast for a week.  Now the holes in this whore’s story.
    She could identify devo but no one else kicking her car.  Why were men kicking a girl’s car at 3 am?  Why was Devendorf, who had a knee brace on from a torn acl kicking a car? (must be physical therapy)  Honda Electra is a motorbike.  She was not hurt when the police initially questioned her.  The police did not convict devo so fuck this whore.  She’s worse than the bitch who claimed kobe raped her.  

   Okay on a  totally different topic im thinking about future plans.  My youtube venture may wait, i have an awful voice and i will just get insulted so i decided to wait until i know my shit. Until then i plan on reading 3-4 major religious books over winter break.  I would read for 45 minutes straight in the  bible (KJ versio), Qu’ran, bhagavad gita, and the book of mormon.  Then for 15 minutes left i would write thoughts and summaries of what i read.  This i think will eventually bring me to the level of my understanding of people’s religions.  I doubt will get through the bible over the winter so i plan on continuing this practice indefinately.  I’ll start reading the qu’ran over thanksgiving because it is currently waiting at my house in ct, i ordered it off amazon for like 15 bucks, got the arabic and english translation its fucking sweet.  dont worry i’ll still be playing poker for 2-3 hours everyday trying to keep up with my daily weed usage.  Which will be alot especially while reading the book of mormon, it will just highten the wackness of that nutjob joseph smith. okay im out 1 love

How to get Drunk and Not be an Idiot: By Yourself

New series, im a do one every week until i dont feel like doing this anymore. 

How to get Drunk and Not be an Idiot: By Yourself
            I know what your thinking, since your drinking by yourself your already comitting a cardinal sin when it comes to getting crunk.  Well, your actually aren’t because this is actually the best way to avoid being an idiot when you become intoxicated.  First off, you are most likely at home, if not then you are at a scary bar downtown where that creepy foreign bartender eyes you down til u leave the pub so he and his mates (fresh off the boat) can mugg you and take your money to use on crack. 
     So in this situation you are by yourself at home.  You’ve had 2 beers and 6 shots of tequila and feeling very good.  Now usually when human beings are intoxicated they make fools out of themselves without knowing.  This is highly usual in young adults.  Right now u need to but your car keys away in a high a top place where you cannot reach with out the use of a chair.  Steer away from any hard drugs; cocaine, crack, meth, heroine, etc.  I condone using those when not drunk because mixing those and alcohol cant really hurt but to get the full affect of magic mushrooms you really should be not drinking alchoholic beverages.  yes, an O’Douls is fine. 
     So you have accomplished two of my steps already in not becoming an idiot; not driving (thus avoiding the possibility of public humiliation of those risky unpassable dui tests) and not using heroine.  Next is going to be hard turn off your celly, if u keep it on you will start calling ppl you havent called in months about the carolina hurricanes and whether they made the playoffs.  Also avoid watching television or you will start mumbling outloud and your mother might come down adn yell at you.  But not yell at you like an angry parent would but like “Oh, William” (slightly giggling and smiling all the time with a face full of love).  If this happens you will immediately turn to the hard drugs cause it will piss you off badly.  Not right at this moment would u want to come face to face with a loving parent.  It is extremely dangerous and has led to numerous heroin overdoses , for an example watch the movie trainspotting.   Renton is getting drunk with loving parents and then leaves to go o.d. 
      So the key to not being an idiot while drinking alone:
Step 1: Put car keys in high up place
Step 2: Hide hard drugs, where any intoxicated human would avoid going to (good example is oven)
Step 3: Turn off Phones to avoid drunk dialing 911
Step 4: Turn off TV to avoid mother
        And there u are, the keys to getting drunk and not being an idiot.  I hope you enjoyed.  H-Wigget was here and now im out 1 love

updates

         hello everyone.  this is just gonna be a quick update on me.  I have a few changes for this blog such as abolishing it and beginning my youtube adventures.  I’ve decided officially that i will not be showing my face but speaking into my microphone built into my cpu and use powerpoint to establish my points.  I know I know the great thing about h-wigget is how he looks, butin order to avoid being mobbed by hormone bursting teenaged girls menstruating over the thought of having my children i’ve decided against showing myself for now.  In the meantime i will use my unusual voice for a 20 year old young man as a platform to establish my unique thoughts and opinions to internet stardom.  My voice which i predict will be ridiculed by equally depressing 16 year old virgins or 45 year old losers by being called closet homosexual or really a woman and not a man.  Well, just to say this in advance fuck u i’ve been getting those comments my whole life and if i have not learned to let those insults roll off then u may have fueled me to go on shooting exhibition at a random high school (clearly joking, im no asian anime-loving wackjob, i also having loving parents).  My first video should be within the month of november so i’ll keep u posted.
   On the poker front im pretty close to moving up in limits despite not playing a lot last week.  Im gonna play some more this week for monday-wednesday prolly during the afternoon so if anyone wants to rail me the names overhaul1399.  and thursday on i hope to be back on my nightowl schedule during the early morning.  I also hope to start to work out again on monday i really want to get in shape start lifting. I’ve discovered that i can barely do a squat.  just like bending my knees and shit in the bathroom.  I was shadowboxing before taking a shower and discovered i couldnt do a simple up and down technique cause my legs were too weak.  I need to get back in shape so im hoping i can start running 5 days a week lifting 5 days a week.  Running will be 10 minutes and for 15 seconds of every minute will be a sprint.  Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays will be anything upper body and tuesdays thursdays and saturdays will be everything lower body including the pelvic region.  i will not be running on lower body days. 
     the election is tuesday and i cant wait, im actually nervous to see if my non-vote in ct will actually mean something because if it does and mccain carries ct and wins the election i’ve told my sister that i will move to canada after i either gradute or get bored with college.   note- mccain is like 17 points behind obama is ct
im out 1 love suckas

Fucking Mormons at it again!

Theaters Refuse To Show Zack And Miri

27 October 2008 10:34 AM, PDT
Megaplex Theatres, which operates theaters in Salt Lake City and Ogden, Utah say that it has refused to book The Weinstein Company’s R-rated Zack and Miri Make a Porno. The theaters are owned by Larry Miller, who in 2006 refused to screen Brokeback Mountain in his theaters, saying that it “crossed the line.” Miller is also the owner of the Utah Jazz. In an interview with today’s (Monday) New York Post, theater manager Cal Gunderson said, “We feel it’s very close to an NC-17 with its graphic nudity and graphic sex.” When the newspaper’s “Page Six” column asked Gunderson why the theater chain had no problems booking the ultra-violent Saw V, Gunderson replied, “No comment.”

i got this from imdb.com its fucking gay those gay ass mormons and conservative fucks dont like people over the age of 17 to see what they do in their beds twice a week at least.  Sex isnt bad i really wanna see this movie, i may actually go see it in the movie theater (highly doubt it).  Anyways i had a fucked up day today and yesterday.  I’ve been up 40 hours straight procrastinating on an essay for my ottoman history class.  Overall it prolly took me 5-7 hours and i really didnt need to stay up but im a fucklin rakin.  I drank a lot of caffeine; 3 18 oz red bulls and 2 of those 7 hr energy shots those are nasty,  The first one i had i forgot to shake it so i could barely get it down, until halfway i saw the please shake on the bottle.  When i get home from class im a get to sleep like 12-14 hours tehn play some poker and go to class go to grocery store and get on a good schedule for poker.  ok im out 1 love

My return to blogging, just a fucking rant

   its been a little while, i’ve been meaning to write a blog a few times last week just got too lazy.  I dont know what im gonna really talk about right now.  i mean i can talk about the controversy revolving the Lucian Bute-Librado Andrade fight friday or about Saturday Night’s UFC 90 in which the main event had Anderson Silva disrespect Patrick Cote and toy with him bad.  
          i dunno just today i’ve been feeling really sick i mean the past two days i’ve been eating at wendys my current normal meal from there is a #3 (triple cheeseburg) with just cheese and ketchup large with a coke and another medium fries. Last year i had to dump the 5 orders of the 5 piece chicken nuggets cause their just too hit or miss.  I had to go to wendys because i was hungry and lately headaches have been fucking killing me.  I mean the first 7 days off the coke were tough but now if i dont have atleast 32 ozes of coke im fucked.  its really bad pain in my brain.  Now i just ran out of pepto bismol so i have nothing to cure my stomach weird feelings.  2 fucking benedryll get me to sleep and im out. 
       i mean last week was fine for a working perspective i played over 12k hands and now my new goal is going up in limits so i can eventually by a vaporizor for my winter break 3 day weed binge.  Which i’ve just planed recently.  I plan on getting an o of weed and just getting baked out of my mind for three days straight no responisibilities.  I think i will deserve it after a semester at school and fucking poker.  Which is really a love hate relationship right now.  I hate starting to play but once i get going and have my hip hop blazing im in the zone and enjoy and cant stop playing. 
    I’ve currently got over 3200 songs in my itunes which is crazy, i’ve basically decided to quite listening to poker podcasts cause they are just fucking geh.  They just advocate living a lifestyle of a degenerate gambler which is the opposite i want to do.  The only podcasts i perscribe to are two sherdog mma ones.  beatdown with tj desantis and the jordan breen show.  okay im a go cook some food prolly make a frozen pizza 1 love

Bill Maher on the View, i got carded at the mall

   Okay so this week, i saw 2 videos on youtube that showed comedian and political pundit Bill Maher hyping his new movie entitled “religulous” on the view.  The movie bill maher is hyping up is one i have been keeping my eye on since i’ve heard about it on his larry king appearence in April (i think).  The movie he made is basically an atheist going around asking random religious figures questions abotu their beliefs.  I’m sure its funny but for people spend a large portion of their daily lives searching for the truth it wont be of any real interest.  What he said on the view is that its a movie where topics that are taboo for discussio; ie religion and politics are talked abotu.  i highly doubt this i bet its just Maher just making a few political leaders look foolish and bible hugging rapture believers look like the native americans dancing for rain.  
    Anyways i’ve gotten away from what i wnated to talk about.  its this view appearance.  Now just days before i looked up that the elizabeth hasselbeck bitch who was on survivor (just shows how much she wanted to get on tv) and thought she was pretty hot.  And in turn had a few nasty thoughts of what i would do to her on a queen size mattress in between the sheets.  What really angered me about her and made me want to slap her was her cockyness that anyone could have differing views on god.  Whoopi who i dont care for led him into the discussion of god which elizabeth out of no where says something like oh i gotta here this, like he’s about to get roasted worse than sarah palin in an interview with katie couric.  in turn the broads and maher dont get much time to discuss anything concrete.  And the biggest point and the stupidest argument i have ever heard by a believer was made by the short star jones wanna be black bitch to the right of maher she said something like Have u ever talked to god or asked him for answers.  And the crowd full of 500 40 yo right wing women just cheer like Sex in the city won best picture.  Bill Maher showed a look that was priceless and exactly what i thought.  And what do u know abc the same network that fired Rosie for speaking her mind stopped Maher’s segment right ther, to leave the viewers the impression that the Star Jones wannabe hood rat stumped the ignorant and devil worshipping atheist.  FUCK THE VIEW.  I’ll post the clips below.  Honestly i dont really agree with Maher on most of his political opinions but his views on god i agree with because right now he is a name in the world and is a decent representation of atheism.  I think he will probably take over Carlin’s spot as the premier comedian atheist.

  on a completely different note, i went to the mall today.  And got ided.  LOLOL i guess in akron anyone under 18 has to be accompanied by an adult in the mall after 5pm on fridays and saturdays.  I just think this is just retairded.  And for the first time in my life i actually said what i felt to a person in authority.  I said What the fuck! the bitch said show me your id and handed me a bookmark or something telling wtf it was as sort of telling me Ahah i got u, u teenage immature punk.  I said fuck that and took it out and told her Im wearing a fucking U of Akron shirt and im fucking twenty.  This law is bullshit mall cop and even if u took me out i would walk back in another entrance (didnt say that particular statement, but thought it).  She looked at me glaringly like she didnt beleive my ct id was real (did the same thing in tstone a few times, ironically ct liscences are the toughest to forge in the 5o states, i have never seen a fake ct id)  And she handed it back to me saying i look young and scurried off.  I began eating the 6 cookies i just bought and returned to my friends.  Pissed off and just replaying the song Fuck the polic by nwa in my head

GOP ticket is fucked

Panel: Palin abused power in trooper case

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (CNN) — Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin abused her power as Alaska’s governor by trying to get her ex-brother-in-law fired from the state police, a state investigator’s report concluded Friday.
“Gov. Palin knowingly permitted a situation to continue where impermissible pressure was placed on several subordinates in order to advance a personal agenda,” the report states.

Public Safety Commissioner Walt Monegan’s refusal to fire State Trooper Mike Wooten from the state police force was “likely a contributing factor” to Monegan’s July dismissal, but Palin had the authority as governor to fire him, the report by former Anchorage prosecutor Stephen Branchflower states.

However, it states that her efforts to get Wooten fired broke a state ethics law that bars public officials from pursuing personal interest through official action.

Monegan has said he was fired in July after refusing pressure to sack Wooten, who had gone through an acrimonious divorce and custody battle with Palin’s sister.

Palin and her husband, Todd, have consistently denied wrongdoing, describing Wooten as a “rogue trooper” who had threatened their family — allegations Branchflower discounted.
“I conclude that such claims of fear were not bona fide and were offered to provide cover for the Palins’ real motivation: to get Trooper Wooten fired for personal family reasons,” Branchflower wrote.

The Branchflower report states Todd Palin used his wife’s office and its resources to press for Wooten’s removal, and the governor “failed to act” to stop it. But because Todd Palin is not a state employee, the report makes no finding regarding his conduct.

The bipartisan Legislative Council, which commissioned the investigation after Monegan was fired, unanimously adopted the 263-page public report after a marathon executive session Friday. About 1,000 more pages of documents compiled during the inquiry will remain confidential, the council’s chairman, state Sen. Kim Elton, said.

Rep. John Coghill, a Republican who criticized the handling of the investigation, said it was “well-done professionally.”

But he said some of the conclusions were judgment calls by Branchflower, and recommended readers should view them with a “jaundiced eye.”

Palin originally agreed to cooperate with the Legislative Council inquiry, and disclosed in August that her advisers had contacted Department of Public Safety officials nearly two dozen times regarding her ex-brother-in-law.

But once she became Sen. John McCain’s running mate, her advisers began painting the investigation as a weapon of Democratic partisans.

Ahead of Friday’s hearing, Palin supporters wearing clown costumes and carrying balloons denounced the probe as a “kangaroo court” and a “three-ring circus” led by supporters of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.

The state senator managing the probe, Sen. Hollis French, fueled those complaints with a September 2 interview in which he warned the inquiry could yield an “October Surprise” for the GOP. But Palin’s lawyers already had begun pushing for the state Personnel Board to launch its own investigation, calling it the proper legal venue for the matter.

got this from cnn http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/10/palin.investigation/index.html

My trip to barbaer shop, boxing odds

     Okay today i got a haircut.  My first from an african american. I was nervous as fuck leading up to this.  Im not calm around gangsta ass black people.  Lets face it im little h-wigget a scared little whiteboy whos scared to make $120 dollar dope deals.  So its pretty standard that i would be terrified going into a black barber shop.  I was supposed to go yesterday, but barber shops are closed on mondays. Today i was supposed to go around 12 with my boy but i tried to call it off to scave off embarrassment told him i had to do work for my class at 2:15 which was a blatant lie, i slept.  After class i went with him. Scared out of my mind i had no idea what was to come.
   We walk into this half house place and its a fucking dump. We are welcomed by a 20 something year old black dude sitting on one of two crummy ass couches watching nfl live on a 15 inch tv.  I walk up to the guys i end up telling them i want a #4 no clue what that means i just wanted it fucking short.  I end up looking like eric devendorf.  I like this cut they cut it mad short and its fucking tight.  While getting my hair cut the dude cutting mine was talking in his cell phone and cutting my hair at the same time and talking to 3 other brothas about cougars (not the endangered speceis but the old bitches)  my boy in the mean time was getting cut by the infamous 1 armed barber whos supposedly the best in town.  I dunno how i woulda felt with his nub and little bubbles that are supposed to be fingers on my head. In conclusion black fellas can flat out cut hair.  Its prolly the best hair cut i gotten in a while and i’ll definately be returning.
     I noticed on betus.com that they have some pretty surprising odds for boxing fights in the near future.  They have Chad Dawson a favorite over Antonio Traver and Vitali Kiltchko favorited to beat Samuel Peter.  Both of these are mind bogling.  First off Chad Dawson has never fougth anyone as good as Tarver.  Dawson is not the next big thing at 175, he lost the Glen Johnson fight i dont care what the judges say.  He got rocked by Tomasz Adamek in his title fight.  Those were his toughest challenges, and now he’s facing the king of trash talk in boxing Antonio Traver who’s beaten  Roy Jones Jr twice and Glen Johnson.  And he handled Johnson in those 2 victories.  And tarver just looked mad impressive in his victory over brit Clinton Woods.  Against Traver, dawson is gonna need to be on his A+++ game to have a fucking shot.  Betus also have Vitali Klitchko a favorite over Sam Peter.   I know Peter looked awful against fringe contender Jameel McCline in which he got knocked down 3 times in the first round, but Vitali? a favorite. I mean wtf!!?!?  Vitali hasnt fought since December of 2004 against Tyson beater Danny Williams.  And some how people think he’s gonna beat a young, strong puncher in Sam Peter.  I mean if Vitali had 2 tune ups i could see him a favorite but not after nearly 4 years of inactivity. 1 love

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